Naging araw araw na routine na ni Gab ang pag strip tease para asarin ako sa kwarto.
By: Akhi Ryu Go
Embarrassing Secrets
Another month has passed, I quit my part time job at that fastfood restaurant and I am now unemployed. Anyway I was planning on something better and I still have funds so I wasn't worried at all.
Naging araw araw na routine na ni Gab ang pag strip tease para asarin ako sa kwarto. I continued cooking for everyone. Rocel continues to sing at a hotel. Harold continues with his personal training gigs and Gideon, who knows what he's really doing. He won't tell. Ang alam ko lang he's getting paid really well.
One time we are in the room, me and the prince (Gab) may lumipad na ipis. Nang makita ni Gab, bigla syang nag talukbong.
Gab: Akhi patayin mo yung ipis!
Akhi: Gab ang laki laki mong tao bat di ikaw ang gumawa?
But I decided to do it myself anyway I swatted the cockroach that was on the wall but didn't crush it. Then I asked Gab
Akhi: Takot ka ba sa ipis?
Gab: Hindi no!
Akhi: Eh bakit nagtatago ka?
Gab: Hindi ako nagtatago. Giniginaw ako
I picked up the dead thing with its antenna at lumapit ako kay Gab.
Akhi: Wala na Gab. Patay na.
Nagtanggal na ng talukbong si Gab pero nagulat sya nung nakatapat kamay ko sa kanya hawak yung ipis na deads. Napasigaw sya ng sh** at sa sobrang gulat nya nasapak nya ako sa mukha and then I fell to the floor flat on my back. Nahilo ako kaya hindi ako tumayo agad. He got so worried and carried me to my bed. Asking
Gab: Akhi! Akhi! Are you okay??? I'm sorry!
Then nagdilat ako at nagsabing
Akhi: Takot ka pala sa ipis ha kapre?
Gab: Don't you dare tell anyone about this!!!
Akhi: Ah so totoo nga. I wonder what the other's are gonna think if they knew about this...
Gab: Fuq! okay what do you want? you want me? My body or what?
Akhi: What I want is, una sa lahat tanggalin mo yang pagka GGSS mo ha and stop the teasing.
Gab: I can do that.
Akhi: And there's one more thing, ikaw ang maglalaba ng mga damit ko for a whole week.
Gab: Dafuq????
Akhi: Ah ganun?! ROSSSSSS!!!! GIDDDDDD!!! HAROOOOOLD!!! SI GAB TAKOT SA-
Gab: Okay!! okay!! I'll do it! Damn!
Akhi: Hahaha that's a good boy kapre.
Gab: Grrrrr *Thinks* (Makakaganti rin ako)
Kinabukasan
Nawawala ang wallet ko. Hindi ko mahanap on my side of the room. Binalibaligtad ko na lahat ng gamit ko. Then nakita ko nakalagay sa higaan ni Gab. Pero nasa ilalim yon ng brief ni Gab na nakapatong sa bed. Lumapit ako at dinampot ang brief ni Gab to reveal my wallet but before I could let go of his undies the door opened and he snapped a picture of me holding it and I looked startled.
Gab: Aha! huli! So this whole time you were sniffing my underwears??
Akhi: I was not sniffing your...!!!!!!
Gab: Oh that's exactly what I saw.
Akhi: You! you planned this all along didn't you?!
Gab: What are you talking about? you don't have evidence. But I do. Hahahaha
Akhi: Damn!
Gab: So now quits na tayo? you can start washing your own clothes again and I can continue doing what I always do haha but since your secret is more embarrassing, may isa pa akong condition. May libreng masahe ako from you for the whole week.
Akhi: Oh so you wanna play that way?! fine! Wait for my comeback.
And there he goes again. Tumatawa at ngumingising aso and he sat on his bed raising his left leg, wiggling his toe fingers gesturing for me to give him a foot massage. Yeah I know right? this week could be a hell-o-va week for me.
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