I just love the smell of his sheets ang favorite na scent ni Gab and I think it's Clinique Happy for men.
By: Akhi
Worst Date Ever!
It was already 7am and it's sunday. I woke up because of the alarm I've set. Actually naka limang beses na yung alarm. It was supposed to be 6:30am when I set it first but I was having a hard time getting out of bed. It's day off anyway. The only reason that I have to get up early is because I'm the only one who cooks breakfast for everyone. Gab and I are in a spooning position. Syempre we always sleep in his bed because I prefer it. I just love the smell of his sheets ang favorite na scent ni Gab and I think it's Clinique Happy for men. Slightly naghihilik sya but it wasn't so loud.
I checked my phone and there was a message from Aaron at ang nakalagay lang sa notification "Aaron sent a photo". I opened it and then nakita ko sinend nya yung picture namin na naghahalikan and then he said "goodmorning sunshine!" The f*ck?!! I quickly erased our conversation history. Although kampante kami ni Gab sa relationship namin, we still allow each other to have access on our phones and all our social media accounts. Hindi sya mahilig mag check ng saakin because he's not really that kind of guy.
Ako ang madalas mag check ng phone at mga accounts nya when he sleeps and so far ang nakikita ko lang is his past conversations sa mga babaeng may gusto sa kanya, samot saring messages ng mga bading at girls na gusto makipag kilala pero seenzone lang nya and a lot of straight porn videos naman sa locked gallery ng phone nya. Tiningnan ko sya kase baka gising na sya at nakita nya yun since his just right behind me nakayakap. Fortunately his still asleep and I sighed of relief. Binaba ko ulit yung phone ko and still wasn't ready to get up then when I was about to close my eyes again my phone vibrated. Nakita ko same notification nag send nanaman ng pic si Aaron nang buksan ko ulit may frame na naka heart pa! I deleted it right away and I murmured
Akhi: Sh*t Aaron! You gotta stop it!
Maya maya pa nagising na si Gab. Naramdaman kong humigpit ang pagkakayakap nya sakin at pagkakatanday. I felt his morning wood. We only wear boxer shorts kapag matutulog na kami and then topless.
Gab: Morning baby.
He whispered in my ears then he kissed it.
Akhi: Morning Gab. So, ready to get out of bed now?
Then umungol syang parang batang nagmamaktol at lalo pang humigpit ang yakap nya sakin then he whispered:
Gab: No... not yet. I'm feeling horny.
And I felt his hardon pressing even more in my crack. He licked the back of my ear then pinched my left nipple.
Akhi: Really Gab? I just gave you one (heads) last night before going to sleep.
Gab: Akhi, kailan mo ba ako pagbibigyan down there?
Akhi: Gosh I told you I'm not ready. Hindi ko pa nararanasan magpa bottom.
Gab: Oh is that how you call it?
Akhi: I can't even imagine how painful it is. I mean hello? Yours is too big!
Gab: Hahaha I'm flattered.
Then I turned to face him so we could kiss. I really don't wanna go into too much detail after that because it's too censored hahaha. All I can say is may nangyari nga samin before getting out of bed I mean who could resist and refuse? Gab is like the hottest guy in town and he's my boyfriend. He's in bed with me! 😉
Paglabas ko ng kwarto I went straight to the kitchen and started cooking breakfast. Gab decided to take a shower. Just as soon as I was finished cooking pinuntahan ko na kwarto ni Rocel then I knocked
Akhi: Hey Ross? Food's ready! Come on out!
There was no answer. usually at this time 8-9am gising na gising na sya. So I decided to just leave her alone and I went to Harold's room. I knocked and called for him but he's not answering. Maya maya pa nadatnan ako ni Gab doon
Gab: Don't bother. Di ka niya maririnig dyan.
Akhi: Ha? Umalis ba si Harold?
Gab: Hahaha tingnan mo nalang kamo sa sala. Magbibihis lang ako.
Akhi: Okay.
I went to the living room and there I saw the two of them. Si Rocel naka subsob ang mukha sa sofa habang si Harold naman nakahiga sa sahig. I remember naglasing nga pala silang dalawa. Nilapitan ko si Rocel and I woke her up carefully.
Akhi: Ross wake up.
Rocel: Mmmmm.... urgh!!!
Then bigla syang bumalikwas ng upo at nagulat ako.
Rocel: Huh?! Sino ako? Nasan ako? Anung ginagawa ko dito?
Then she looked at me at parang hindi parin bumabalik ang katinuan nya. Maya maya pa bumalik na sa kanya ang lahat.
Rocel: Akhi, sh*t my head hurts.
Akhi: Tsk tsk! Go clean up and have breakfast with us.
Then lumingon sya sa kinahihigaan ni Harold and she remembers the kiss.
Rocel: Oh gosh... No!
Tumayo sya at nagmamadaling pumunta sa kwarto nya. I decided to wake Harold up.
Akhi: Harold anu na? May breakfast na gising na. It's already 9am.
Nagising si Harold
Harold: Oh hi Akhi. Ouch! My head hurts.
Then he clutched his own head.
Akhi: Haay naku. Pareho kayo ni Rocel. Bangon na at mag breakfast.
Then I left him there and headed for the dining. Bumangon na si Harold at dumiretso sa kwarto nya. After about 10 minutes lumabas na sya ulit at naka pambahay na and then he joined us.
Gab: Haha mukhang naparami ang inom kagabi ah?
Then Harold sat down on a chair beside Gab
Harold: Sakit nga ng ulo ko eh. Nagka hamunan kami ni Rocel.
Gab: I must say, nakakagulat yung ginawa mo kay Rocel ha?
Harold: Ha? Anung ginawa ko?
Akhi: You mean you don't remember?
Maya maya pa dumating si Rocel at mabigat ang paa.
Rocel: Hey guys! What's this topic all about?
She looks so scary. Yung smile nya parang evil villain.
Akhi: A-aaa.... w-wala.. hehehe kinakamusta lang namin lagay ni Harold.
Rocel: Oh! I see yun lang naman yun diva?!
Gab: Eh he he yun nga lang.
Rocel: Good! Let's eat na.
Then she sat beside me.
Harold: Are you guys trying to hide something from me?
Rocel glared at him tapos bigla nyang tinusok sa lamesa ang tinidor na hawak nya.
Rocel: Why would we hide anything from you?
Napalunok si Harold at pinagpapawisan then he answered:
Harold: He he I was just wondering lang naman.
Rocel: You guys need to stop talking about last night. We just got drunk okay? It was a challenge and nothing more exciting. End of topic!
Obviously she was trying to dismiss the fact that Harold kissed her last night. Since Harold can't remember it, she doesn't want any of us to remind him so kumain nalang kami ng tahimik.
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It was afternoon and we decided to go to an amusement park, me and Gab to have a date. While we were walking in, I saw two familiar faces in the crowd. Nakita nila ako and they hurried excited to greet me.
Alyssa & Celine: Akhi!!!!!!
Paglapit nila nakipag beso beso agad sila and as usual fashion fashion ang peg ng dalawa. Nakita nila si Gab and then
Celine: Akhi it's so nice to see you again. Who's this guy beside you?
Alyssa: My god Celine he's handsome perfection!
Celine: Pakilala mo naman kami.
I wasn't sure how I was going to introduce Gab to them I mean this was the first time that I am about to introduce Gab to people outside of our mutual friends circle. Hindi ko alam kung okay lang sa kanya na ipangalandakan ko sa lahat na boyfriend ko sya. So I told them:
Akhi: Ah si Gab nga pala. My roommate.
Tumingin sakin si Gab na parang naiinis.
Alyssa: Oh nice to meet you Gab. I'm the goddess Alyssa nga pala.
Nag-shake hands sila pero nakatingin sakin si Gab ng masama. Tinulak ni Celine si Alyssa at sya naman nagpakilala
Celine: I'm Celine! The beautiful angel in your dreams.
Nagshake hands din sila and still, saakin parin nakatingin si Gab. Napansin nilang dalawa iyon, so they decided to break the ice.
Alyssa: So um... you two are friends?
Gab: Yes! We are friends.
Celine: Close I assume?
Gab: Very close!
Then he turned to me and continued speaking
Gab: In fact, we're very close that we always play naughty in our bedroom!
Galit na si Gab. Napataas ang kilay ni Celine at Alyssa then they looked at me. Nahihiya ako. Hindi ko alam kung anung magiging reaction ko.
Akhi: Gab, kase...
Gab: But I guess akala ko lang close kami! Hindi pala.
Celine: Ahehehe what's going on?
Gab: Kase kung close kami, he shouldn't be ashamed. He shouldn't hide the fact that I'm super close to him, in fact, I'm his boyfriend!
AWKWARD.....
Alyssa: Oh gosh... I did not see that coming.
Nakatingin lang silang tatlo sa akin. Wala talaga akong masabi. I know I was wrong pero kase hindi ko naman alam na okay lang sa kanya na ipagsigawan ko sa mundo na boyfriend ko sya. After a while nakita ni Celine that I am in a tight and awkward situation so she decided to speak up
Celine: Ikaw naman Gab! It's okay. It's alright we totally get him. Alam mo naman diba? Image mga ganern syempre gusto lang nya, macho ka tingnan to everybody.
Gab: Well I don't care what others would think. I almost died for him. I almost died bago ko na realize that my love is greater than my pride and ego.
Celine: Hehe sabi ko nga.
Alyssa: Ummm.... anyways kararating lang din naman namin soooo... kung gusto nyo sama sama na tayo. Okay?
Naiiyak na ako sa kinatatayuan ko pero pinipigilan ko nalang. I feel awful. Nakatingin parin sakin ng masama si Gab. Just when I thought that was the worst that could happen today dumating si Aaron at binati sila Celine and Alyssa.
Aaron: Huff huff sorry guys! I'm kinda late.
Alyssa: Okay lang yun! Nu kaba? Anyway andito din pala si Akhi with his boyfriend.
Celine: I'm so glad you could come.
Oh great! Now may reason na si Gab para lalo pang mainis. Nakita ni Gab si Aaron. Nagkatitigan silang dalawa ng masama. Hinila ni Lyssa ang buhok ni Celine
Alyssa: Hoy Celine, hindi ko na maintindihan kung anong nangyayari dito.
AWKWARD!!!!!!
Sabay binatukan naman ni Celine si Alyssa
Celine: Hello? Ako din naguguluhan dito.
Sabay tingin silang dalawa sakin.
Alyssa: Ahem! Aaron, magkakilala kayo ni Gab?
Aaron: Oo. *in a stern voice*
Celine: At magkaaway pa?
Gab: T*ngina lang talaga. Sa dinami rami ng lugar.
Alyssa: Akhi, ang sakit sa brains paki explain.
Celine: Nahuhulas ang make up ko sa eksenang ito.
Akhi: Um... Can we just guys, go on ahead and just enjoy here?
Gab: Oh, so first you deny me and now you've got the nerves to enjoy in the presence of this low life? *pointing angrily to Aaron*
Aaron: Haha! Low life? Dude, I'm not here for Akhi.
Akhi: Would you two just stop? Gab, we came here to have a date.
Gab: Yeah and also to declare to your friends that we're just roommates.
Akhi: Ugh!
I was clutching my head real hard.
Aaron: Someone doesn't know how to enjoy his afternoon in an amusement park. I on the other hand, would be a really nice date kahit saan pang lugar yan I wouldn't ruin the mood.
Gab glared at him
Gab: Dude, you don't know half of the story of how fun I can be as a date. Baka magtago ka nalang sa ilalim ng kama mo.
Tinawanan lang sya ni Aaron then he went on ahead bought a ticket in a booth at sumakay sa roller coaster habang naka stop pa ito. Sumunod si Gab and also bought a ticket and then sat just in front of Aaron leaving the three of us behind. Lumapit sakin si Celine at Alyssa.
Celine: Hoy ikaw Akhi ha? Umayos ka jan. Magsabi ka nang totoo.
Alyssa: May gusto ba sa'yo si Aaron?
Akhi: Sigh* Actually yes.
Celine: My gad! Ang taray mo girl. Haba ng hair mo nanunuot sa tenga't ilong ko hindi tuloy ako makahinga.
Alyssa: See! I told you Celine! Mga gwapo at macho these days talaga halos puro bakla!
Akhi: *sigh* Hindi naman lahat. You just happened to walk in my messed up situation. Gab is straight, or I mean has been straight at ako palang ang nagiging jowa nyang bading.
Celine: Besides the point! Marami na kaming na meet na ganyan na jusko po mas maarte pa pala samin.
Alyssa: I even dated one, niligawan ako, sinagot ko. Walang nagyari samin at ang masaklap, nahuli ko sya!
Akhi: May kasamang iba?
Alyssa: Hinde! Nahuli ko sya suot suot ang blouse ko at naka make up pa!
Celine: Don't remind me, yung boyfriend ko din na ganyan, malakas pa tumili sakin pag may ipis.
Then sabay sabay nalang kaming tatlong nag buntong hininga...
HAAAAAYYYYY.....
Akhi: I think I need some refreshments.
Alyssa: Nako kailangan natin yang tatlo.
Celine: Let's go! Hayaan na muna natin yung dalawang yun. Kailangan nating magpatanggal ng stress.
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